Is it just me?

Is it normal to want to want to procure a firearm and walk down the street with it, blowing every traffic light to pieces?

Is it bad when you want a drink at 8:30 a.m.?

Does anybody else ever want to stand on a public mailbox and scream "You asshole!" at the top of their lungs for no particular reason?

I want to throw out all my underwear, eat four garlic pizzas and drink a lot of really cold shitty beer.

I use the word "imbue" too much.

I don't care about that candy-ass designer coffee.

I like Pez dispensers, but I don't like Pez candy.

Shit.

Why don't the people who protest the killing of deer protest Wal-Mart for selling rat poison?

Why can't I go topless in the summer?

I have a cavity in nearly every tooth in my head.

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