The 25 Weird Days of Christmas Day 18: "An Elf's Story"

Strap yourselves in, dear readers.  For this weekend, we are tackling the Elf on the Shelf Christmas special.  Here's the trailer: (If that already made you want to roundhouse kick whoever came up with this s**t right in the nuts, here is Conan's delightful parody.  Fair warning, it's not okay for children or adults who act like children.) * - As you may have already noticed from that